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' The transcript to the first episode. '

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ROBOTROPOLIS

Dr. Robotnik: ''Finally! The only thing left to be done is to capture the essential life data from your counterpart, then you will be complete, my Hyper Metal Sonic! When you awaken.''

[Metal's eyes lighten up.]

Dr. Robotnik: KILL HIM! [And he menacingly chuckles before the title screen unveils.]

SOUTH ISLAND

Miles "Tails" Prower: ''Sonic! I finally finished it! See? Isn't it great? It's a jet propelled bodyboard. Come on, do you wanna try it out?''

Sonic the Hedgehog: Not right now, thanks.

Miles "Tails" Prower: All right, I'll go use it myself.

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy! [He then turns the radio on, bopping to the music playing.]''

''[Tails sets his board ready and takes off. With the water splashing directly at Sonic, he shivers.]''

Tails: ''Whoa! Whoa-aaa! [Screams] Whoa! [Laughs] Weeeee! Hey! Come out here, Sonic! It's okay if you don't swim! You could give it a try!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''Just don't show off so much that you forget to look where you're going! [He sighs and lies back down, but gets interrupted by Tails' panic.]''

Sonic the Hedgehog: It's probably nothing...

Miles "Tails" Prower: ''Sonic! Help me, wake up, Sonic. Come on! Help!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: Huh?

Miles "Tails" Prower: ''Hey! Help me! Wake up, Sonic!''

[Sonic turns annoyed]

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''SHUT UP TAILS!!! Huh!?''

''[A flaming ship storms after Tails, crashing Sonic's beach equipment down. Tails bodyboard flies upwards and Tails himself descends]''

Miles "Tails" Prower: ''Sonic... Are you alright, Sonic??''

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''I'm fine, just fine. So, who’s that?''

Old Man Owl: ''Hi, Sonic! I have some news for you!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh, not that old man again, count me out!

Miles "Tails" Prower: ''Sonic! We gotta do something to help him!!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''You're the one who can fly! YOU do something!''

[Sonic ignores to help Old Man Owl and this angers Tails.]

Miles "Tails" Prower: ''Huh? YOU'RE NO HELP!!!''

[Sonic falls over and sits shocked.]

Miles "Tails" Prower: Fine, I can rescue the Old Man all by myself!

[Old Man Owl giggles whilst riding the crashing ship.]

Miles "Tails" Prower: SIR!!

Old Man Owl: ''Oh, it's you Tails! Nice to see you. I have some urgent business with Master Sonic and that's why I'm here today!''

Miles "Tails" Prower: You have more important things to worry about now, your rocket's on fire!

[Old Man Owl lets out a small scream, amazed at the smoke clouds emerging out of it.]

Old Man Owl: ''WOAH! No wonder it's getting warm!''

Miles "Tails" Prower: ''Just hold on and keep it going steady! I’ll fix it for you...!!''

[The engine backfires Tails.]

Miles "Tails" Prower: I'm not gonna give up that easy!

[Whilst Tails tries to soar to the ship, it eventually crashes into Sonic for the second time.]

[Tails lands on the ship.]

Old Man Owl: Very impressive Tails!

Miles "Tails" Prower: Thanks, I had some good practice before on my bodyboard!

[Old Man Owl chuckles.]

Old Man Owl: Lucky for me!

[Tails sees them storming off to a wall and tries to warn the Old Man.]

Miles "Tails" Prower: Sir? Sir!?

Old Man Owl: Huh?

Miles "Tails" Prower: LOOK OUT!!

Old Man Owl: What are you talking about??

[Whilst Old Man Owl configures his glasses, Tails weeps out a terrified scream.]

Miles "Tails" Prower: SONIC!!!!

''[Whilst Sonic sets his beach furniture straight, he notices Tails' scream for help. He then runs over to the two in trouble.]''

[Just before an explosion occurred, Sonic saved the Old Man and Tails.]

Miles "Tails" Prower: Oh Sonic, thank you!

[Sonic winks at Tails.]

[Back on land, Old Man Owl is perplexed and in shock.]

Sonic the Hedgehog: Old man, hey Old Man!

[Sonic grabs a crabmeat to awaken him from the horror.]

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''Old Man, these things are dangerous. Stop riding them!''

Old Man Owl: ''What are you talking about, Master Sonic? I know how to handle them! I realize I'm a little older now, but back in my day I was quite the racer. Believe me, I was pretty popular with the ladies! [He chuckles loudly.]''

Miles "Tails" Prower: Mister, did you say you had some urgent business?

Old Man Owl: ''Oh right, it's a real emergency! You see the president...''

[Old Man Owl struggles to find his reference and forgets the emergency.]

[Sonic and Tails trip on the ground with cringe, but rise back up by realization.]

Sonic the Hedgehog: He wants us to come to the presidential house right away!

Old Man Owl: ''That's it! That's it! Please hurry!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: You know, it might have been easier if you'd called to tell us that.

[Old Man Owl turns embarrassed and aware of that.]

Old Man Owl: Oh ho ho I-I could have done that too, heh heh heh.

''[Later at the garage of the Tornado bi-plane, the doors open. Showing a silhouette of the plane with Sonic standing on the wing and Tails riding it. The plane charges outside and sets ready to take off.]''

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''Old man! Take care of the place while we're gone!''

Old Man Owl: ''Of course! You can count on me!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: Sure we can, ready to go, Tails?

Miles "Tails" Prower: Right!

[Tails boots up the Tornado and blasts off, Old Man waves at the plane.]

Old Man Owl: ''BON VOYAGE, KIDS! [He chuckles.]''

PRESIDENTIAL HOUSE

[After seeing shots from the Land of The Sky, Sonic and Tails arrive at the presidential house.]

Sonic the Hedgehog: Mr. President, what’s the urgent business?

[An evil figure turns around the chair, menacingly laughing.]

Dr. Robotnik: ''It's been a long time, hasn't it? Good to see you again, Sonic!''

Miles "Tails" Prower: Dr. Robotnik!

Dr. Robotnik: Please accept this small token of my gratitude for your coming all this way to see me!

[Robotnik's Guard Robots appear behind the duo, but the two defeat them.]

Sonic the Hedgehog: That's a funny way to thank us!

[Sonic angrily charges at the doctor, but gets halted by a person that has been taken hostage.]

The President: ''Sonic, stop! Sonic, for the sake of my daughter and everyone else, listen to him!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: That's a dirty trick, Robotnik!

[The doctor giggles.]

Miles "Tails" Prower: ''No fair! You kidnapped the President and Sara so you could hold them for ransom and take over South Island, didn't you?''

[The doctor bursts out laughing.]

Dr. Robotnik: ''Do you think I'm capable of something that underhanded? Me?''

''[The crowd cheers "YES!" causing Robotnik to fall over.]''

Dr. Robotnik: ''Now Sonic, I've got the upper hand. This is about the entire planet of Freedom so you'd better do what I say!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: No way!

Dr. Robotnik: Don't you care about pretty, young Sara??

Sara: Help me, daddy!!

The President: ''Little Sara! Sonic! Please listen to whatever Robotnik has to say!''

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''Oh alright. Give me the scoop, Robotnik!''

Dr. Robotnik: ''Thank you, Sonic. I will. As you both well know, Planet Freedom is made up of two separate dimensions. The outer world, the one you live in is known as the Land of the Sky.''

Sonic the Hedgehog: Tell us something we don't know!

Dr. Robotnik: ''SHUT UP! HEED ME! And the inner layer is known as the Land of Darkness! There I lived peacefully in a utopian city called Robotropolis, until Metal Robotnik came out of nowhere and attacked my peaceful city with a battalion of demonic robots. They conquered us and drove me out of my home. Metal Robotnik then sabotaged the Robot Generator that created the high voltage electricity for the entire city. It is running uncontrollably and there is no place to store this excess electricity. According to my calculations, if the Robot Generator isn't stopped by sunrise tomorrow, there will be a giant explosion! Huh?''

[Robotnik views everyone asleep, which he does not approve of.]

Dr. Robotnik: ''Fine! Just don't blame me when this happens!''

''[He pops a hologram of Planet, which explodes in his face. It does however wake everyone up.]''

The President: How can we stop this terrible thing from happening, Robotnik?

Dr. Robotnik: ''There's only one thing to do: someone has to get through Metal Robotnik's traps, go into Robotropolis and stop that generator before sunrise! And it should be the fastest one here.''

[To make it more obvious, he points to Sonic.]

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''Forget about it. You created that stupid thing in the first place, why should I have to go around cleaning up your messes?''

[The president rushes to Sonic and starts to beg.]

The President: ''Oh no! Sonic, please do it. You're the only one here that can save South Island and the entire Planet Freedom!''

[Sonic declines in an annoyed grunt.]

[This time, Sara rushes to him.]

Sara: Sonic, I don't care what happens to Robotnik or daddy, but please just do this for the two of us?

[Sonic, still unconvinced, jumps off the desk.]

Sonic the Hedgehog: Someone tell me why I should trust Robotnik when 99 out of 100 times he's lying!

Miles "Tails" Prower: But what if this is that one other time!?

[The room goes silent.]

Sara and the president: Please Sonic...

Sonic the Hedgehog: Fine, i'll do it!

Miles "Tails" Prower: Sonic?

Dr. Robotnik: ''You need to take this with you, Tails. It's a navigator. As long as you have that with you it should take you to Robotropolis, using the shortest and fastest route!''

Miles "Tails" Prower: Thank you, Robotnik.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Come on, let's go!

[The two dash away.]

ROUTE TO LAND OF DARKNESS

[In the sky, Sonic and Tails are in/on the Tornado.]

Sonic the Hedgehog: ''Tails, do you actually trust that ridiculous little gadget that Robotnik built for you? He's not exactly trustworthy. He could've put a bomb for us in there!''

Miles "Tails" Prower: But Dr. Robotnik is the only person who knows where Robotropolis is, so we have to use his navigator and hope it works!

Sonic the Hedgehog: I guess so...

Miles "Tails" Prower: Gee, I hope the President and Sara are doing all right....

PRESIDENTIAL HOUSE

''[Sara and Robotnik are sitting, playing a fighting videogame whilst the president is presumably sleeping. Robotnik wins the fight.]''

Sara: ''No no no no no, it's not fair! You always beat me every time! All right, one more.''

Dr. Robotnik: Just give up, we've played a hundred times!

Sara: I'll stop being your hostage!

Dr. Robotnik: Alright, start it again!...

[Sara challengingly laughs whilst Dr. Robotnik is slightly exhausted.]

ROUTE TO LAND OF DARKNESS

[Sonic and Tails are still on the plane, bored and waiting for an entrance to the Land of Darkness.]

PRESIDENTIAL HOUSE

[Sara and Robotnik play a rematch, but yet again, Robotnik wins.]

Sara: ''No no, you beat me again! I can't win this stupid game! Fine!''

Dr. Robotnik: What?

Sara: I quit!

''[Dr. Robotnik falls on the floor.]''

Sara: I wanna go for a drive!

Dr. Robotnik: Absolutely NOT!

Sara: No no I want to! Take me on a drive now!

[A giant capsule blasts into the building.]